Watch out! I’m not ready to die.
I’d like to lose some weight first that way people will say, “Oh what a waste.”
Yeah if we died now they’d just say, “Oh what a waist.”
This is a real conversation my friend and I had while she was driving and I was fearing for my life. I’m not saying she’s a bad driver or that I’m a better driver — the DMV is.
What I am saying is that I want to lose some weight. I will once I start running more or eating less, if only blogging burned more calories — YOLO.
p.s. I know I’m too old to say “YOLO,” and that I don’t use it right. But hey, YOLO.
© Chic Prune 2015