Indian Macgyver Says, YOLO

Watch out! I’m not ready to die.

I’d like to lose some weight first that way people will say, “Oh what a waste.”

Yeah if we died now they’d just say, “Oh what a waist.”

This is a real conversation my friend and I had while she was driving and I was fearing for my life. I’m not saying she’s a bad driver or that I’m a better driver — the DMV is.

What I am saying is that I want to lose some weight. I will once I start running more or eating less, if only blogging burned more calories — YOLO.

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p.s. I know I’m too old to say “YOLO,” and that I don’t use it right. But hey, YOLO.

© Chic Prune 2015

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9 thoughts on “Indian Macgyver Says, YOLO

      1. 😛 Will I will cast my vote for you to be right in this eh…although I do enjoy exercising. Its the excessive glowing as a result of exercising that is troublesome.

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    1. so true shelley! i too usually do the driving these days it’s just easier on me, everyone else, and even the car.

      i’ve gripped the door so hard my fingers are starting to leave indentation marks.

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